Octo-perv Hugh Hefner may be having a ball this holiday season, preparing to wed a pneumatic blonde sixty years his senior, but former Playmate Izabella St James aims to put the "ho" back in "Ho-Ho-Ho" by exposing the grubby world inside the Playboy mansion where defecating dogs run free, some girls feel they are prostitutes paid pocket money by a hideous old man to fund plastic surgery to turn them into his fantasy girls, and yet must take staggering amounts of Viagra from an IV drip to manage sex with them.
The Daily Mail has an excerpt:
Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay...
Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef’s room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet — and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases.
We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn’t happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends — or your lack of sexual participation in the 'parties' he held in his bedroom.
And those parties:
If you kept your pajama bottoms on, that was a sign that you didn’t want to have contact that night. According to Jill Ann Spaulding there were 12 girls there on that first night, and only she and another girl declined the offer to have sex with Hefner, who did not use a condom.
There was no protection and no testing for sexually transmitted diseases.
I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish.
And if the Ewwww! factor hasn't turned into the gag reflex yet, there are these details from another ex-Bunny, Jill Ann Spaulding:
Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It's just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They'll yell things like, 'fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!' There's a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She's the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She's around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She's been there for three years now... When it first gets started his main girlfriend gives him [oral sex], then she has sex with him. She's the first to go because that's the safest for her. No protection and no testing. He doesn't care.
Ah, yes, Hef is living every man's dream.
Friday, December 31, 2010 at 08:23AM