Everybody knows that rank-and-file workers, government and otherwise, waste thousands of hours every year gossiping at their desks, posting sarcastic Facebook updates, dishing dirt on how hapless the bureaucrats are, or otherwise venting about their bosses, whom they generally despise.
Vaughn Spencer,m less than a month into his term as Reading mayor, will hear none of it.
Over the weekend, Hizzoner issued a sweeping Media and Communications Policy, designed to muzzle not only department heads who might turn out to be blabbermouths, but also the drones who sit in cubicles all day long, their carpel tunnel getting worse by the minute.
Henceforth, the proles will have to shut the hell up about city policies while on the clock. And all contact with the media by their superiors must be authorized by the city's Communications Director, a position that has not yet been filled by a Spencer crony and, in fact, does not even exist.
Here's what the policy has to say about the requirement of employees to zip it:
In other words, don't say anything bad about the mayor or his policies while in City Hall or you'll be lining up for food stamps.
Already, city firefighters are afraid to talk to the press about a fire.
Oh, for the glory days of Joe Eppihimer!
How far Spencer's muzzling gets depends on council, and already members are in revolt.
Donna Reed, herself a former reporter, wrote in an e-mail:
This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read and certainly speaks to how poorly the administration thinks of our city employees. Anyone who tries to obstruct or abridge any citizen's (particularly a public servant's) right to free speech clearly lacks the understanding of what constitutes a true democracy and a free press.
Please remember City Council has not sanctioned the position of communications "director." I therefore question the validity and enforcement of this policy and will seek a charter advisory board opinion.
I will remain vocal on this matter and continue -- as Vaughn asked of me during his campaign -- to be a proponent for open and transparent government. Zipping lips is not acceptable policy and certainly raises the spectre of government officials trying to hide dealings from the public.
Marcia Goodman-Hinnershitz concurs:
It is important to establish a communications policy but it must be done within the framework of the governing laws. Beyond the issue of constitutional rights to free speech, I believe the city budget process has been bypassed by a policy being promulgated by a position that has not been approved through the position ordinance. Through my attendance at the public meetings held by Mayor Spencer, I have found that there is a lack of understanding and adherence of the correct process to amend the city budget, create new positions, and to move forward policy changes.
The mayor (ha, ha) referred all media inquiries to his Communications Director.
You can read the complete jackass document here.