Thrilling political event that draws 20 people gets daft media coverage in the morning newspaper

Meet your next Muhlenberg Township commissioners, Raymond Bostard, Thomas Gross and Rodney Miller.

Two of the three bothered to show up at a rally Thursday, along with 20 other lost souls, to earn the mighty endorsement of the Berks Tea Party.

The article in the morning newsaper tells voters all they need to know to make an informed decision come November:

Bostard: "Our motto is, 'We'll do no favors.' Everybody will be equal."

Gross: "We got to control the spending and spend as you would on your own home."

Miller: "I'm staying home to watch 'Expedition Impossible" on the TV. I hear there's some Muhlenberg family involved."

Gross. Bostard. Sounds like another "Austin Powers" movie.