Desperate newspaper trying to peddle file photos of Taylor Swift as a youngster on crummy trinkets

This is so sad. The auditors are in the building every day. The bank wants to send this mess to bankruptcy court. Town Square, the brainchild of editor Harry Deitz and a year in the making by a full-time software engineer pulling in maybe 80K, has earned precisely 39 cents thus far. So in Harry's dopey column today, he is trying to convince gullible readers to buy photos of Taylor Swift, age 11, on coasters, Christmas balls, key chains, picture mugs, perhaps even jockstraps if your credit card is good. Does Taylor Swift's agent know about this larceny? This is so sad.