Here's a video certain to get you all hot and bothered

Maybe it's the stunning intelligence and grasp of history...it worked for SNL's Tracy Morgan:

Yo, let me tell you something about Sarah Palin. She's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that…great material.

Nope, it's the glasses.

Better keep this babe away from that looney tune Charlie Sheen.

Obama rocks -- SOTU open thread

From CNN:

A majority of Americans who watched President Obama's State of the Union address said they had a very positive reaction to his speech, according to a poll of people who viewed Tuesday night's address.

Full results (pdf)

A CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey indicated that 52 percent of speech watchers had a very positive reaction, with 32 percent saying they had a somewhat positive response and 15 percent with a negative response.

Great collection of photo funnies at Wonkette, by the way: