Herman Cain endorses Sam Rohrer, thus ensuring he will be your next United States senator

Herman Cain demonstrates his signature finger move to a rapt Sam Rohrer.The mighty hath spoken.

Herman Cain, who was well on his way to winning the Republican nomination for president until he was outed for groping women, forever, has looked over the GOP field for senator in Pennsylvania and he sees someone he likes.

His name is Sam, and the Hermanator wants him to play it again:

Folks, it’s real simple.We need new blood in Washington, DC that won’t be afraid to challenge the establishment, and the only way we’re going to change is from the bottom up…and outside in.

For his part, Rohrer immediately pissed down both legs at once:

On Cain’s signature 9-9-9 tax reform plan, Rohrer said he supports the concepts and precepts behind comprehensive tax reform. But, “I am not specifically endorsing the 9-9-9 plan and there is no expectation that I endorse it right now.”

 Afterwards, the guys sent out for a pizza, and Bob Casey enjoyed a hearty laugh.

Look who's going to get his clock cleaned by Bob Casey

Sam. As in Rohrer.

PoliticsPa reports:

“My effort to get the pieces I need to have in order to do this, I am pursuing 100 percent,” he confirmed.

He stopped short of saying his candidacy was a certainty, citing a few outstanding issues.

“There are a couple of factors that must come together for me to make the final decision to enter, and those are in process.”

C'mon in. The water's fine.