Country awakens to exciting prospect of vulture capitalist as Repubican nominee

They held a primary in New Hampshire yesterday, and the Granite Head Republicans lined up enthusiastically behind a Mormon shaman whose chief bona fides involve investing in troubled companies, stripping them clean, and firing people.

This is exactly what the country needs, except maybe not in Ron Paul's America.

How will the Democrats respond?

Arlen Specter, that old rascal, says the party should dump Obama and replace him with a fresh face, Hillary.