Thursday
Jan272011
And how many inches did you get?
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 02:39PM 
From Fox out of Philly, no less.
Al Walentis
For more than four years, Al Walentis wrote the best-read blog on the Reading Eagle Web site. Now independently published and more awesome than ever, Al's new blog continues in the tradition of providing zesty commentary on politics, pop culture and all the crazy stuff going on in the Greater Reading area.
Entries in Penis (2)
Thursday, January 27, 2011 at 02:39PM Friday
Jan072011
It takes two hands...
Friday, January 7, 2011 at 07:50AM 
From the Denver Post, more stuff you can't make up:
A Longmont man is accused of pulling into a Burger King drive-through with his penis in his hand and asking a 24-year-old employee at the window if she would like to "handle his Whopper," early today. Before he could drive away, the woman jotted down his tag number. Longmont police pulled over Richard C. "Rick" Troupe, 52, about 2 miles from his home a short time later after the incident at 3:25 a.m., said Police Commander Jeff Satur. "This was a very traumatic experience for this young woman," Satur said. "She had no idea what he might be capable of." While indecent exposure charges are being investigated, Troupe was booked on drunken driving chargers and released on $1,500 bond earlier today.... Satur said restaurant employees reported that Troupe had been in the parking lot earlier, had gone through the drive-through but didn't order any food. "He returned a short time later and he wasn't wearing any pants," Satur said.