O.J. Simpon did not slaughter those people, back in 1994

It's been a lifetime ago and many of you are too young to remember that there once was a famous football player named O.J. Simpson who ran through airports in car-rental commercial and everybody liked him because he acted white, until he was accused of slicing and dicing his blonde ex-wife and her hunky waiter companion, and then he became a black victim of racist cops. The "Juice" assembled a "Dream Team" of lawyers, who wrangled an acquittal, mainly because one of the detectives used the N-word more than Huck Finn.

Many good things came out of that trial. It made Geraldo Rivera a star and introduced Larry King to his latest mistress, a jury consultant.

Now, 16 years later, one member of that "Dream Team," F. Lee Bailey, who it was said swigged vodka from a thermos during the trial, has released a document that catalogs all the evidence that he says "proves" Simpson's outright innocence.

It's not like F. Lee has an agenda or anything, like a book deal that fell through.

For those who were O.J. trial junkies during the roaring '90s, it's essential reading.

You can read the complete document here.