Wednesday
Jan052011
Republicans will take control of the U.S. House today, plan to impeach Obama tomorrow
Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 07:43AM 
Who's crying now?First, they will read the Constitution on the House floor, applying particular emphasis to Article 2, Section 1 and Article 2, Section 4. (Certain amendments will be ignored altogether, since Justice Antonin Scalia said they do not reflect the Founders' original intent. Thus, members of the Black Caucus shall be afforded 3/5 vote each.)
That out of the way, Obamacare will be in rubble by Saturday, Social Security and Medicare will be gutted by Wednesday, all corporate regulations will cease by Friday, and Congress can adjourn by next weekend to begin laundering all that lobbyist loot.