Al Walentis
For more than four years, Al Walentis wrote the best-read blog on the Reading Eagle Web site. Now independently published and more awesome than ever, Al's new blog continues in the tradition of providing zesty commentary on politics, pop culture and all the crazy stuff going on in the Greater Reading area.
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011 at 07:13AM 
New York Post+Casey Anthony=Journalism:
ORLANDO, Fla. -- O.J. Simpson is alive and free and living in the body of a 25-year-old sociopath named Casey Anthony.
Yesterday, as the world wept, 12 sun-scorched jurors in this burg a stone's throw from Disney World believed a goofy fantasy. They decided that Casey was too young, too pretty, too innocent, if a tad shallow and self-absorbed, to have murdered her adorable 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, on her way to competing to a "hot body" contest.
So Casey skips free, with just a three-year interruption in her drinking and partying and fooling around. She was convicted of lying to police -- one would assume, about killing her daughter. But wait! She didn't kill the kid. The jury has spoken with a forked tongue.
Tension was as thick as the Florida pea-soup air after the jury reached a decision in this nearly six-week trial, deliberating less than 11 hours. That's barely long enough to recover from a chemical peel. Casey had stretch marks that hung around longer.
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