Who killed JFK? His secretary lists the possible culprits.

Riding back from Dallas on November 22, 1963, JFK's secretary, Evelyn Lincoln, took a time-out to write down on a piece of paper who she thought was behind the despicable deed, starting with Lyndon Johnson:

Her note also listed "the KKK, Dixiecrats, [Teamsters boss Jimmy] Hoffa, [the] John Birch Society, Nixon, [South Vietnam President Ngo Dinh] Diem, Rightist, CIA in Cuban fiasco, Dictators [and] Communists."

Now you can own that very same piece of paper!

It's true.

The note, consigned by the Gettysburg Museum of History, will be auctioned by Alexander Autographs in Stamford, Connecticut on Thursday.

Christmas is coming, friends.

(Notice Lee Harvey Oswald is conspicuously absent from the list.)

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