Anthony Weiner still has a bright future

In the pictures!

(Not those pictures; the moving pictures.)

They're going to make "The Hangover 3," aren't they?

OK, OK, time to pile on. (That's Weiner's Twitter profile photo on the right. Dumbass) The puns have been exhausted. Now it's the slow drip, drip, drip to extinction...or the destruction of his district in 2012 by gerrymanderers.

Oddly, the congressman hasn't tweeted since last week, just before he went on "The Rachel Maddow Show."

The good parts (via Salon):

And then there are the conversations, allegedly sent from Weiner's old Facebook account and published by Radar.

"off to the shower. this thing is bobbing up and down," reads one from March. Now, in the cold light of day, that's just silly. But his online sex partner wrote back exactly as he was no doubt hoping, "Aahhhh… wish I was in the shower with you to help." It steamed up, sort of, from there:

"You give good head?"

"ive been told really good… and I love doing it"

"wow a jewish girl who sucks ____! this thing is ready to do damage…. Thinking about ___ your hot mouth with my ___" [redacted by Radar, your guess is as good as mine]

Of course there's more:

"ridiculous bulge in my shorts right now… wanna see? It wont go away. And now I'm taking pics of it, making me harder still….jeez I have to go. Ill hit you later." Hit you later? What is he, the eTrade baby?

Got that dirty stuff out of the way? Good. Now let's get on with the business of governing and that boring stuff, like the debt ceiling.