If the Boehner boys cave on Nobamacare, Chief Kessler's national militia will swoop in to save the country​

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Gilberton's finest (and only cop) is slated to be fired tomorrow, and he's going to need a new gig to put pierogies in his pantry and slugs in his sidearm. Luckily for our floundering nation, he has found his true calling!

Say hello to General Mark Patton Kessler, self-appointed commander of a new national militia, forged on Facebook,  just as our Founding Fathers intended:

were going to create a nation wide militia,  much like the csf but not for the weak at heart, two separate entities. this will not be for everyone, we don't mean that in a negative way, we are going to need people ready willing and able.... shit talkers need not apply !!! I RECALL SOMEONE STATING ( WE NEED A CIVILIAN DEFENSE FORCE JUST AS STRONG, JUST AS POWERFUL AS OUR MILITARY, well we got the DHS!!!! NOW IT'S OUR TIME TO BE JUST AS STRONG , JUST AS POWERFUL, AMERICA'S MILITIA. there will be requirements to join, any constitutional militias, operating across the nation, it's time we unite for our country, our veterans, our future. enough truly is enough. ( AGAIN SHIT TALKERS, WANNA BE'S. KEYBOARD HERO'S, NEED NOT APPLY,  we will release more info shortly 

The battle plan is in place: 

some sound advice, BUY AMMO, LOTS & LOTS OF AMMO!!!! BUY MAGS, LOTS N LOTS OF MAGS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHO HAS THE MOST FIREARMS, ITS ABOUT AMMO AND MAGS!!!! THEN HOOK UP WITH YOUR LOCAL MILITIAS, NOT WANNA BE'S, TRUE MILITIAS! ONE WHO ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY IF NEED BE! NOT SHIT TAKING KEYBOARD WANNA BE'S, JOIN UP STAND YOUR GROUND, JUST LIKE GENERATIONS BEFORE US ! LIKE THE VETS FROM WWII, KOREA, VIETNAM, AFGHANISTAN, AND SO ON!  for those of you week at heart, ( YOU NEED NOT APPLY ) ALONG WITH ANY AND ALL SHIT TALKERS! 

The recruits are fired up, even the ladies: 

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Only problem I can see with this strategy is that if SHIT TALKERS need not apply, how will the militia find a role for its general?