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    Friday
    Sep032010

    Hailey Glassman in now blogging for Radar, for money

    There she goes again, D-list fame-whore Hailey Glassman is still trying to suck meat off Jon Gossein's carcass by launching a blog on Radar. Thankfully, the website "left her writing unedited to accurately portray what she wants to express" (as well as allow readers to mock her subliterate ramblings, such as "They really did do a doozey on me, that’s for sure!" and "STOP THE SHANNINAG THINKING!)"

    These excerpts give you the full flavor"

    There is not one cent of credibility with him. I know what you’re all thinking, “Well Hailey isn’t any better, I hate her,” which is weird due to the fact that I have not lied about anything once. In fact my problem is that I’m too honest sometimes. Try and think of one time I lied about something in the media. ….still trying to think of something?...

    You would all be SHOCKED. I figured I’d save this torture I went through and life lessons and all the real juicy crazy stuff the media did not get a hold of for a BOOK. It will make everything make more sense -- time lines, evidence of time lines. Just the whole nightmare of this annoying, traumatic, hurtful Soap Opera, which encumbers so many lives  around us with the media and public  hating  and talking so much smack that it made “nobodies” into” notorious”.

    Her P.S. begins,"Not as dumb as you thought people…"

    Not so fast, kid.

    Read how Hailey tried to peddle her story in Al Walentis' behind-the-scenes book

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    I read the book, even gave it a good review (more a synopsis, but it was a long one), but I can't recall how Hailey tried to peddle her story. Can you either refresh my memory or give me a page number to look it up? (it's in the headboard)

    September 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPamelaJaye

    Hi Pamela, on page 206 is the section called Hailey Names Her Price. It details how Hailey wanted $100,000 to talk with Al. When she tried to get him to pay for an interview he told he he wouldn't pay her but this would be an opportunity to tell her side and that she could hold back anything she wanted for her own book later, she stopped returning his messages. I suspect her reality show in L.A. fell through and now she's trying to hang onto her fifteen minutes any way she can. Not to mention squeezing the last cent out of her past relationship with Jon before everyone completely forgets who she is and she has to go back to obscurity.

    September 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwerny gal

    *YAWN

    September 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhollywho

    "Try and think of one time I lied about something in the media. ….still trying to think of something?..."

    Hey, didn't she say that Jon only had a 3" dick? Ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa!

    September 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHoly Moly

    Hey, didn't she say that Jon only had a 3" dick? Ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa!
    September 5, 2010 | Holy Moly

    Still obsessed with the male organ, eh? Maybe you need new meds.

    September 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbingo

    also, the link doesn't work

    September 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPamelaJaye

    "Still obsessed with the male organ, eh? Maybe you need new meds."
    September 5, 2010 | bingo

    Ummm, "wingo", Hailey said she never lied and I offered that 3" dick statement as proof that she did. What grown man has a 3" dick? Geez, now I even have to explain even the simplest things to some wingnuts.

    By the way, since I have an armadillo in my pants I'm just proud, not obsessed. Ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa!

    September 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHoly Moly

    Holy Moly, there's a condition called micropenis which you can see here. The closeup looks like the picture Hailey posted on Twitter.
    http://search.creativecommons.org/?q=micropenis&sourceid=Mozilla-search
    Just sayin'.

    September 5, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwerny gal

    Lordie bee...I loved the part where she writes, "I kept it all private." Only someone involved in the Gosselin~spin~o~rama could come up with something like that!

    Werny...teeeheee heee

    September 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIrene

    "The closeup looks like the picture Hailey posted on Twitter."
    September 5, 2010 | werny gal

    Jesus H. Christ! Those poor bastards! So then the question boils down to if Jon really does suffer from that affliction.

    I say no because Jon's name pops up in the news every once in a while linked with another young girlfriend. I say young girlfriends don't want cocktail weiner sized little peckers, they want Italian salomi sized beef bayonets, and therefore Jon can't be afflicted with a little trouser snake. That would mean that Hailey lied.

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHoly Moly

    Kate's nickname for Jon was "Stubby," and this was way before Hailey came along.

    http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/kate-gosselin-called-ex-jons-penis-stubby-2010142

    Jon has been quoted to say, "What do you expect? I'm Asian."

    (To quote Phil Donahue, I don't make the news, I just report it.)

    Of course none of this means Hailey didn't lie, but it seems she was honest about this one "little thing."

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwerny gal

    Does Jon have a small pecker or did it just look that way compared to Kate's beaver which may I remind everybody pushed out eight kids? Even a 747 looks small as it's flying into the Grand Canyon.

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJim

    By Jove Jim, I believe this time you've gone too far.

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwerny gal

    Link fixed.

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAl

    "Kate's nickname for Jon was "Stubby," and this was way before Hailey came along."
    September 6, 2010 | werny gal

    Geez, how the hell does he manage to get young girlfriends? It sure ain't his looks! Hmmm, did Kate ever mention anything about Jon being orally fixated? ;-)

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHoly Moly

    YE GADS! WHAT STIMULATING CONVERSATION!
    *YAWN *YAWN

    September 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdoggone

    How'd that embarrassing book do for you Al/Werny gal? I found online sales stats and it doesn't appear that it sold even ten copies. Sad.

    September 7, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteranon

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