Jon Gosselin gets in a pissing contest with Perez Hilton

Jon Gosselin hired a new life coach, see, who advised him it's not a swell idea to suck up to the paparazzi like in the old days, as described in this wonderful new book. Now some pap (probably just one) was hanging around when J-Goss dropped the octo-kids off at Kate's so dad went on the Twitter to grouse, sparking this exchange with celebrity bottom feeder Perez Hilton:

Jon: Upset that Paps were there when i dropped kids off, wish my goodbyes could be kept off camera!!

Perez: At least you're not on TV anymore! The public's wish granted! xoxo

Jon: yep you're right, i'm not! :) the only attention I still get is from people like you writing about me. so maybe u should stop

Perez: 1 I practically have already! You're like #OctoMom! xoxo

Jon: Cool, well, good deal then!

Whereupon, Jon tweeted:

Got almost all my cleaning done, moving on to the bathroom now - toilet -ugh!!

UPDATE: The sad video that prompted this exchange can be viewed here. For once, you figure Jon was right; his kids were being violated by the in-your-face pap.