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    Wednesday
    Mar102010

    TV station orders broadcaster babe to purge racy Tweets

    Chloe Everton goes on the TV for Sky Sports News, but she's been entertaining her followers in more creative ways.

    Chloe has mastered the deft art of composing sports-based double-entendres, adhering to a strict 140-character for posting on Twitter.

    Some samples:

    Commenting on a recent Premier League match, she wrote: ‘(Rory) Delap is using a towel to mop up some of the wet ready for those long thrusting balls into the box.’

    Another said: ‘Golf today. Played with three boys. I came first, must have been down to good length.’

    One posted earlier this year stated: ‘The sign on the ticket machine I am at says: “slot out of action”. I know the feeling.’

    Unfortunately, her bosses failed to grasp the humor in the risqué Tweets. Something about how the station wouldn't be taken seriously anymore. Poor Chloe had to clean out and clean up her Twitter account.

    Sad, so sad.

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    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father
    moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and
    rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
    His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they
    are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad,
    I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhorsie

    "Bill Clinton is killing himself with fast food and alcohol - because those close to
    him fear he's refusing to change the bad habits that caused his recent medical crisis."

    NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE WILL BE CALLING MONICA FOR A DATE.
    BUT FIRST, HE MUST STOP AND PICK UP SOME CIGARS.

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYBs

    I think its kind of dumb they made her take down her twitter page. Its her personal page and she should be able to decide what she would like to do with it. I don't understand how her twitter page would damage her reputation. She doe's her job as Skys Sports Presenter and might live a completely different life while she is not working.

    I really think the people who complain about these things need to get a life, they really have nothing better to worry about? She's just a girl with a lot of personality and a good sense of humor. I really feel bad for her, from reading that article I could tell she used her twitter a lot. Now she can't because some jerks don't like her comments.

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnthony Coleman

    "No wonder our federal deficit of $1.5 trillion is more enormous than even Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe."

    I THOUGHT MRS. OBAMA WAS WORKING TO GET THESE WHALES REDUCED! SHE MUST GET TRIPLE FOOD STAMPS!

    GABOUREY? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD US OF A NAMES, LIKE MARY AND HELEN?

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFATTIE

    WASN'T AL CAPONE FROM CHICAGO? AND JOSEPH KENNEDY?

    " President Obama's attempts to ram health- care reform through an increasingly reluctant Congress are starting to resemble a really eventful episode of "The Sopranos."
    Whether or not you believe former Rep. Eric Massa's bizarre accusations of locker-room confrontations and conspiracies to drive him from office, there is no doubt that the Obama administration and its congressional allies are willing to use every trick in the book to get this bill passed.

    They've already bought votes with pork and special deals -- the "Louisiana purchase" ($300 million to bolster that state's Medicaid program, which swayed Sen. Mary Landrieu); the "Cornhusker kickback" ($100 million to Medicaid there, sweetening the pot for Sen. Ben Nelson), and Florida's "Gator Aid" (a Medicare deal potentially worth $5 billion, a hefty price for Sen. Bill Nelson's vote). Plus the millions for Connecticut hospitals, Montana asbestos abatement and so on."

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHOFFA

    Sorta makes one awful suspicious about this Healthcare mess, doesn't it?

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbammieslegacy

    "She doe's her job..."??! Go back to grammar school, Anthony Coleman! Words MEAN things! Don't abuse them! Our society is dumbed down enough already.

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNoah Webster

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenter Noah Webster

    Are you the spilling nazi that that whale swallowed?

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdoeseatoats

    Our Country is going down the toobs, and some nut worries about
    some fellow blogers typing error. Unbelievable.

    March 10, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterginger

    One of the reasons "our country is going down the toobs" [sic] is that the level of literacy is dropping to such a moronic level. The dopes out there can whine and pontificate all they want about what's wrong with the government, but it's pathetic when they do it with such up-front ignorance of the language (English) that we all had at least the opportunity to learn in school.

    March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNoah Webster

    Chloe would look a lot sexier in that photo if she didn't look so much like Ann Coulter.

    March 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHoly Moly

    I THOT SPANISH WAS THE PREFERRED LANGUAGE! COMPRENDE?

    March 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterebola

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