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08Feb2010

NEWS FLASH!!! Jack Nicholson thinks in metres.

Jack plans to go out in style:

Jack Nicholson is considering being picked to death by vultures when he dies.

The 72-year-old actor has become fascinated with the traditional sky burials carried out by some Native Americans which involve the deceased's body being hung from a tree or wooden scaffold and being left for scavengers.

He told German TV channel Tele 5: "I've had several ideas. Once I thought it would be nice to be buried under a large statue that is at least ten metres high. Then I liked the nature of the Indians who haul their bodies up into the trees so that they are eaten by the birds."

Although Nicholson is undecided about the fate of his remains, one thing he is certain about is he does not want to be laid to rest in a coffin.

He said: "I will probably end up in a crematorium as I'm too claustrophobic for a coffin."

 

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Reader Comments (2)

Geez, talk about stupid rhetoric. Is Jack related to Sarah Palin? Somebody check and see if he had those answers written on his palm.

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHoly Moly

"Superstar reveals his shocking secret death wish - Jack Nicholson wants to be
picked apart by vultures in the sky!"

HARDLY NEWSWORTHY! THE VULTURES IN WASHINGTON, D.C., ARE PICKING
OUR BONES NOW, AND WE AIN'T DEAD YET!

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbuzzards'r'them

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