Catholic Church's idea of pillow talk is prayer before sex

No, it's not the woman screaming "God! God!!! GOD!!!!!" during the Big O.

This is a prayer the faithful should say before the heat of passion overehwlms them:

The prayer, which appears in the Prayer Book for Spouses, implores God 'to place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes'.

It adds: 'Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will.

'Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever.'

The prayers are not intended for unmarried couples, adulterers or homosexuals. Or priests.

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