If Sean Hannity were president, nobody would touch Rush Limbaugh's penis

From WorldNetDaily founder, editor, and CEO Joseph Farah, this exciting possibility:

Last week, radio talk-show host, Fox News commentator and best-selling author Sean Hannity just offered the slightest hint that he might consider a bid for the presidency.

I can tell you that he instantly became my pick.

He will need a lot of encouragement to step into this breach.

So that is what I am offering here.

I like Sean Hannity.

I respect Sean Hannity.

He's a righteous man.

He has all the ingredients of a good leader -- a great leader.

And America is very much in need of a great leader.

I hope other Americans will join me in offering him encouragement to consider this mission -- and consider it very seriously.

Farah is positively pumped:

I could get excited about a Sean Hannity candidacy.

I could get excited about a Sean Hannity presidency.

I even hear he has a birth certificate.

Yes, but what you checked his penis?

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