If little people have their way, only jackasses will use the word "midget."
That's the goal of the Little People of America, who have launched a crusade to have the FCC ban the M-word.
What rankled the wee folks is an episode of "Celebrity Apprentice," hosted by the short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump. One of the contestants, the hideous plastic-faced Joan Rivers, suggested bathing the defenseless little people in detergent and hanging them out to dry.
Said Clinton Brown, 27, of Hicksville, who co-chaired the LPA conference in Brooklyn: "Growing up as a little person, because you're different, you experience the ups and downs of some cruelties and prejudices. How many times have people I don't know come up to me and wanted to pick me up?"
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