Closter F#@$

Will you be spending a fun Saturday at the Ephrata, uh, Closter?

Need directions? If you follow the Web link in this sad, sad ad, you'll arrive at a Verizon landing page that asks, Did You Mean: Ephratac Lois ER.

For correct information, including maps, provided by Greater Reading Online as a public service to lovers of historic architecture, click here. (Hint to Ephrata Cloister: We can set you up with a banner ad so people can get to your events instead of winding up lost somewhere in Jersey.)

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