Everyone in the solar system is discussing and mourning the King of Pop turning his toes up. Everyone, that is except the Reading Eagle, whose home page is leading with a tale called ... giant beetles seized in Berks make the big time. There is an Associated Press wire feed further down the page, which will update every so often whenever the AP and Eagle scripts run just right. Unfortunately, that was not the case this evening since the "Top Headline" still is Farrah Fawcett dying this morning, with "urine-filled catheter cans anger Neb. merchants" ranking higher than Poor Michael.
These screen captures were taken at 8:45 p.m., more than two hours since this became the biggest sudden celebrity death since Princess Di. But you won't be able to read about those real big beetles on CNN.