Read Al's Gosselins scoop in the latest issue of Us Weekly

Sorry, friends, you will have to pick up a copy because the online story only teases the exclusive, about how TLC producers wanted to stage a Jon and Kate "romantic" getaway at a posh bed-and-breakfast on South Mountain in Wernersville, only to suddenly cancel just hours after Jon was busted on camera with girlfriend Deanna Hummel.

And for those who blubber that you can't get any real Gosselin news without paying for it, you have my assurance this was old-fashioned legwork, not checkbook journalism.