Chickens survive rig wreck, await slaughter at poultry plant

Stare into the sad eyes of this poor little chicken. It just survived a crash on the bypass, and now it's awaiting capture and transfer to a poultry processing plant in Birdsboro, where it will be cruelly murdered and wind up on the dinner plate of some fat swine, a glutton so stuffed with holiday fixings he will barely pick the meat off the bones and most of the genetically-engineered meal will wind up in the garbage.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, PLEASE PARDON THIS BIRD!