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hmmmm ... yum, yum ... Palin family full of meat. Me eat 'em up ... yum, yum ... with barbecue sauce ... yum yum ... Thank you Lord for making Palin family out of meat.

We all remember the "Hillary Meal"---small breasts and big thighs.

Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket.---It consists of nothing but

left wings and assholes.

And we're coming up with the Conservative Bucket. You eat the right wings and get the desire to kneel down and have corporate and wealthy fat cats spew warm "gravy" all over your upturned, politically submissive face.

Words of wisdom:

"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" -- Sarah Palin

Eat you heart out PETA and Muslims! Have a pork chop!

Sen. John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested in Los Angeles Thursday
on suspicion of driving under the influence, police told Fox News.

She probbly thought she was piloting a swift boat down the Me-Kong Delta Pie.

"Dad will bail me out"!

Years ago the Repubs got desparate and rallied around a far right conservative, Barry Goldwater, and chose him as their Presidential nominee. Unfortunately for them the American voters didn't want a far right President and chose the incumbent Dem, Lyndon Johnson, by a wide margin to lead the nation.

The desparation of the present Repubs is similar since they're seriously rallying around another far right conservative, Sarah Palin. How the hell they could think that America would ever chose an unintelligent bimbo like Sarah to be President is amazing. History will repeat itself if the Repubs did choose her.

I wonder if Palin realizes that quote has been spotted on more than one bumper sticker. She needs new material...

The most popular bumper sticker is: "Obama Sucks".

Holy Moly...the difference is that Goldwater was actually an intelligent and thoughtful guy.

"By a vote of 123-30, the union workers said they would not agree to a wage freeze and a so-called payroll lag.
Justice James, representative of District Council 18, American Federation of State, County and Municipal Workers, said the problem was that workers simply don't trust the city administration.
He said the union had made a counteroffer in September to grant a wage freeze in 2010 in exchange for a three-year contract extension that would have provided raises in future years. He said the administration did not respond to the offer until Monday, when it said that if it did not get the wage concessions it would lay off 44 more rank-and-file members"

SO THE COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY AND GREED OF THE "UNION" WILL COST THEM 44 MORE JOBS!.
HAPPY HOLIDAZE!

"Years ago the Repubs got desparate and rallied around a far right conservative, Barry Goldwater, and chose him as their Presidential nominee. Unfortunately for them the American voters didn't want a far right President and chose the incumbent Dem, Lyndon Johnson, by a wide margin to lead the nation."

What you are saying is Obammie isn't the first stupid jerk that (one way or another) became President!

Thanks for pointing that out Moldy!

"Lyndon Johnson, by a wide margin to lead the nation."

Lead the Nation? You gotta be kidding! Isn't that the idiot that was
riding around in a swift boat?

I believe he also liked to hear Spanish spoken here, like Mayor McCheese!

Didn't someone give his wife the bird? She was then
known as Lady-Bird.

The simple fact is that Americans are living too long.

Obammie pledged that he would CHANGE that.

Just received word that he is naming Dr. Zvorkian
as Chief Czar in charge of untimely deaths.
He hs been boning up on Charles Dickens and that
part about "reducing the surplus population".(with excerpts by Chairman Mao)

God also made humans out of meat, so what is He trying to tell us?