Head on down to Chickies Rock County Park and you might see THIS

WGAL.com has this headline, and you may not want to read any more:

73-Year-Old Charged With Indecent Exposure
Police: Donald Schroll Exposed Himself To 25-Year-Old Man

Actually , there isn't much more, but you can read it here.

(To wit: The story's only four paragraphs long. Reminds me of the time that Zaff, the former Reading Times wire editor, shouted over to a female page designer, in designer lingo: "I have a six-incher. Do you have a hole I can put it in.")