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The FakeAPStylebook! A few samples:

Slander is harder to prove, so avoid libel charges by just yellin' that shit out the window.

If your story reveals the perpetrator of a crime, it is polite to put a spoiler warning at the top.

If you cannot find the source of a quote, make one up. Nobody's reading your story anyway. Get over yourself.

A "cougar" is a large cat native to North America. An older woman who pursues a younger man is "embarrassing herself."

 

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