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    The Secret World of Jon and Kate: The Stupidest Story in the History of the Universe and the People Who Covered It
    by Walentis, Al

 

Al Walentis

For more than four years, Al Walentis wrote the best-read blog on the Reading Eagle Web site. Now independently published and more awesome than ever, Al's new blog continues in the tradition of providing zesty commentary on politics, pop culture and all the crazy stuff going on in the Greater Reading area.

Wednesday
Sep082010

Our city is twice as broke as everybody thought

The grim news:

Reading's projected year-end deficit will nearly double, to $17.2 million, as earned-income tax revenues are falling way under budget, overtime expenses are higher and the city paid on a loan with money it doesn't have, outside consultants told City Council on Monday.

The higher deficit - well over the $9 million earlier projected - means the city will have to borrow $17.2 million just to meet its bills this year.

It also will have to add another $900,000 to next year's budget to begin paying off the loan, said Gordon Mann, senior consultant for the team. The state-hired team created the city's Act 47 financial recovery plan and now is helping implement it.

Really, is there any way Reading can dig its way out of this hole? It's the poorest city in the nation, and the chronically unemployed residents can't afford higher taxes. And the few that can will move out. Casino gambling anyone?

Wednesday
Sep082010

YES, I'M GIVING UP DRINKING, FOREVER!!!

It's true. This stuff will kill you. Please join me and go cold turkey today. Details here.

Wednesday
Sep082010

What is wrong with this picture?

Actually, this caption. (We are not talking about the lazy editor running the photo across four columns to fill space.) C'mon, kids, you learned this in fifth grade.

Credit: Page D4 of the morning newspaper.

Tuesday
Sep072010

Let's install alcohol-detection devices on all new vehicles

The number of vehicles installed with devices that prevent a driver from starting the ignition if he's been drinking will double in Pennsylvania this year.

That, however, will only put the number at 6,000, all with restricted licenses due to DUI convictions. Considering that the devices are pretty reliable in keeping drunks off the road, why not expand the program?

Make the devices mandatory on all new vehicles sold.

Sure, the contraptions can cost around $1,000, but that could come down if they were mass-produced. Enforcement sounds like a state issue, although compliance can be dictated by threat of withholding federal highway funds, just as states are coerced now to stick to a maximum speed limit. (the Right will, of course, scream "REGULATION!!!" Let them.)

No, not every driver sits behind the wheel drunk, and most would never consider it. So why make them pay? Well, 16,900 drivers were busted by state police in 2009, and that was the most ever. Meanwhile, 141 people died as a result of alcohol-related crashes, and another 4,625 were injured. Cutting corners is no consolation if you're one of the victims. The benefit for all, besides safety, would be lower insurance rates since the number of alcohol-related would precipitously drop.

The devices work by requiring motorists on restricted licenses to blow into a tube that detects the presence of alcohol. If alcohol is detected, the vehicle will not start and the driver must wait five minutes before trying again.

A second failed attempt will result in a 30-minute lockout, and a third failed attempt will result in a recall of the device, meaning it must be taken to a service center within five days to have it reset, at an average cost of $75.

Last year, the devices recorded a total of 47,493 failed attempts to start a vehicle.

 The cabbies union should embrace the legislation.

Saturday
Sep042010

Holiday weekend open thread

Throw a snark on the barbie.

Friday
Sep032010

Hailey Glassman in now blogging for Radar, for money

There she goes again, D-list fame-whore Hailey Glassman is still trying to suck meat off Jon Gossein's carcass by launching a blog on Radar. Thankfully, the website "left her writing unedited to accurately portray what she wants to express" (as well as allow readers to mock her subliterate ramblings, such as "They really did do a doozey on me, that’s for sure!" and "STOP THE SHANNINAG THINKING!)"

These excerpts give you the full flavor"

There is not one cent of credibility with him. I know what you’re all thinking, “Well Hailey isn’t any better, I hate her,” which is weird due to the fact that I have not lied about anything once. In fact my problem is that I’m too honest sometimes. Try and think of one time I lied about something in the media. ….still trying to think of something?...

You would all be SHOCKED. I figured I’d save this torture I went through and life lessons and all the real juicy crazy stuff the media did not get a hold of for a BOOK. It will make everything make more sense -- time lines, evidence of time lines. Just the whole nightmare of this annoying, traumatic, hurtful Soap Opera, which encumbers so many lives  around us with the media and public  hating  and talking so much smack that it made “nobodies” into” notorious”.

Her P.S. begins,"Not as dumb as you thought people…"

Not so fast, kid.

Read how Hailey tried to peddle her story in Al Walentis' behind-the-scenes book

Friday
Sep032010

Keep the bastards honest

A Reddit reader posits:

What if, during political campaigning, candidates had to wear a NASCAR-driver suit that had the patches of their campaign sponsors? 

The fly in the ointment is that some candidates would have to be the size of 50 Chris Christies to fit on all the patches.