Mark Kessler hasn't been in the news much lately. That's because he ran out of anything interesting to say two years ago and anything uninteresting to say months and months ago
Now, the defrocked Gilberton police chief — I refer to him as chief in the headline not to give the devil his due, but to boost keyword searches — has taken one last futile stab at relevance.
During an appearance Tuesday on the radio show of one of Fox News Radio's' libtards lite, Alan Colmes, the sheriff/senator/president wannabe told Colmes that the federal government recruited him to make a series of inflammatory, potty-mouthed YouTube videos in order to attract “the worst of the worst” and thus lead to the capture of “lone wolf” terrorists targeting our vheartlabd:
COLMES: You were sent out by whom?
KESSLER: I was sent out for, well I can’t really say exactly who but, I was sent out by agencies to go out and attract and investigate, whatever I can do to find out who’s who and what’s what among these groups. When I say groups, I’m talking about Second Amendment groups, patriot groups, alleged patriot groups, militia groups.
And all this time his loyal Kessholes with the Constitutional Security Force and III% B.O.G. thought chiefy was fighting to keep his job as Gilberton's top cop.
KESSLER: I couldn’t tell anybody. I just couldn’t, it was complete deniability. I could not say a word to anyone about the operation. So again it was bigger than me. I’d seen an opportunity to advance my law enforcement career, and there was no way I was going to turn it down.
COLMES: Is this the first time you revealed this?
KESSLER: Yes absolutely, yep
COLMES: Were you promised a job by somebody in the federal government to do this?
KESSLER: No, it was volunteer work.
COLMES: What was in it for you?
KESSLER: I got to save a lot of lives, I can tell you that.
And was this mission a success? Rip-roaring!
KESSLER: I’m happy to say that we took down several plotted attacks that didn’t go through, we took down a group in Georgia. We took down a group in Texas.
COLMES: Can you name any of the groups you took down?
KESSLER: The Triple X Minutemen is one group.
COLMES: Who are they?
KESSLER: They are from the Georgia area, and they were planning to blow up a federal building.
COLMES: Any other groups you can cite that you took down?
KESSLER: We took some lone wolves down in Texas that were militia guys, I shouldn’t say militia, they were wanna be terrorists.
Now that is one true patriot, putting his life and career on the line to take down some lone wolves, maybe even Isis!. Could be something in it for the ex-chief. Maybe a spot on President Obama's Defense Department team or even FBI director.
Sadly, the ammoholic Muslim/birther conspiracy theorists on Facebook did not stand up and salute: