Remember Mark Kessler, the son-of-a-gun from Schuylkill County who became a rock star in social media two years ago? Kessler was the police chief from the sleepy coal-region community of Gilberton — except when he wasn't anymore after posting a series of YouTube videos that captured him shooting off his mouth in what he termed "salty" language ("liberals take it up the ass"), and his tommy gun, mangling both the English language ("wqe must train our daughters young before the libturd public school system gets to them") and an effigy of Nancy Pelosi represented by a clown target.
He was out-trumping Trump before Donald Trump was even a thing. And then he wasn't.
Kessler went on the radio to tell Alan Colmes that he never really believed any of the batshit-crazy paranoia he was spouting far and wide. He was really an undercover G-man working as a "magnet" to attract the craziest of the crazy to his Facebook pages so the feds could capture "lone wolf" terrorists:
KESSLER: I was sent out for, well I can’t really say exactly who but, I was sent out by agencies to go out and attract and investigate, whatever I can do to find out who’s who and what’s what among these groups. When I say groups, I’m talking about Second Amendment groups, patriot groups, alleged patriot groups, militia groups.
His former fellow Second Amendment patriots went ballistic:
Kessler skulked off into oblivion and said he would write a book.
Might any of this have inspired another great patriot?
Sounds like a terrific plan. Enlist former Democrat and Hillary ally Donald Trump to draw out the craziest of the crazy. Say the stupidest things imaginable — like calling Megyn Kelly a bimbo after he made nice with Roger Ailes — and see what happens next. The stupid wing of the Republican party (and its legions are vast) will nod their heads happily. Then when the race is all over, the Donald will announce, "I never believed a word of that bullshit, suckers. America, you're fired!"
Then he'll write a book.
Or are the Clintons just so goddamn evil that they brainwashed poor (figuratively) Donald Trump — the smartest people are the easiest to hypnotize, and Trump is really, really smart — to carry out their nefarious conspiracy to destroy the Republican party from within?
Nah, Trump got this brainstorm from Kessler.